Make no mistake, Casa Bonita’s suckiness is, without a doubt, a massive part of its allure. Looking through the reviews, it’s actually amazing that it’s even held on to those mediocre marks.īut now, with the exciting news of the Lakewood eatertainment mecca’s new ownership, we can’t help but wonder, could it possibly suck just a little less? In fact, despite being a Colorado landmark for almost 50 years, Casa Bonita has never held more than a 3-star average on any review platform.
The lines are long, the “service” is sub-par, and the food… well, let’s just say one reviewer claimed they would “rather get the electric chair” than eat there again, and rumors of dog food containers found in the dumpster have never quite been disproven. The fond memories we all share of the beloved historical icon – the scent of a third-world zoo mixed with the exuberance of purchasing a Fanky Malloon – those memories are layered in acceptance of the fact that, despite our love for it, Casa Bonita really sucks. Since 1974, the Colorado landmark has left an imprint on our hearts, and, most likely, our intestines. It has just been announced that Trey Parker and Matt Stone, creators of South Park and huge fans of Casa Bonita, have reached an agreement to purchase the establishment, presumably so that they both can jump off of its legendary waterfall.Ĭasa Bonita has sucked for a very long time. The Lakewood location has been closed since March 0f 2020 and has since filed for bankruptcy, putting the future of the iconic attraction in doubt.
Casa Bonita has been a Colorado eatertainment destination since 1974.
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